Ticket for bullshit…
Some days ago, I was just trottling without aim trough the web and I found a gambling-site, which awaked my interest because of its strange „terms of conditions“, so I send following mail (see ff) to „ChiefBrand“ and reclaim that nonsense, provided by the gambling site. Some time later I get answer with „mysterious ticket“:
A request for support has been created and assigned ticket #CSR198919. A Customer Support representative will follow-up with you as soon as possible.
Your message to us was:
Salve, un(ex)pressed, dear “BrandChief”!
Especially that forth point of Terms marked up in future with 4ff. I can´t , I won´t , do not need to suscribe, because:
There is noch logical reason available, using or handling the content of Bingo Snooper!
First you tell me – augmentative explicated – that you will declare all risks of 3rd party content as not relating to you – for you as “master(piece?)” that will mean: no risk, no warranty.
So if YOU, as “Chief”, can´t distinguish between rubbish-content or trottling content to serious content, HOW MAY I DO? If me, I can´t , because I´m not (yet?) able to know about all “on-augmented” contents and its tails, how may I wear the garantee, which YOU “dash” to me? In reality this garantee : IT´S UP TO YOU, but you exclaim even any awareness having on that case… How may I congrate to such difusing terms?
Later on (point 6..)
6.2.1 ChiefBrand.com is able to demonstrate that communication, whether in physical or electronic form, has been sent to such User, or
6.2.2 immediately upon ChiefBrand.com`s posting such notice on an area of the Site that is publicly accessible without charge.
You submit, that “the Site and ChiefBrand.com Content embody trade secrets and intellectual property rights protected under worldwide copyright and other laws. “ So I´m asking you now, if your “secrets” got worldwide copyright (which means, anybody on world has the right to copy for free), how can your content carry any secret, even it is FREE?!
In sixth points you exclaim, that you are ABLE to falzificate any postings or you declare your statement at a place online, that is public, but nobody charges it…? WTF! How is publicity possible without charge?
Seventh point you talk about your relationed services and how it works for you as user (like slaves 😉 . Next sentence your will mean, that you may be maybe able to grant access to the side, if somebody is discussing even this subject… That´s pre-limited nonsense with deficitaire stimulantia! And it´s that, what I just did with this email. But I´m exclaiming “herein”, that I didn´t agree to any contract!
Later I visit the gambling-side and the below following “poor” communication was the result: sin disturbing sense and content!
I would improve to upgrade the Chat-Bot´s API till its SERPs with optimized human tolerance factor! Just now, it looks unserious and sterotype like, what it is: machine! Even YOU don´t deny that you are no machine… But up to this discussion you may read my following blog-posts – written in english:
SOFTWARE EVALUATION LICENSE AGREEMENT
More english content on my site:
Sabine Puttins – denying any contract, any terms and conditions
Lauren Says: Hey wait! Don’t leave yet! We would like to offer you a FREE deposit! We will give $25 (US Dollars) and no deposit required.
Lauren Says: Just type ‚HI‘ or ‚Hello‘ in the space below to let me know you are there.
Lauren Says: Play online bingo games 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and win real cash prizes at the comfort of your house!
Lauren Says: Whenever you are ready, just type ‚HI‘ or ‚HELLO‘ and we can get started…
Lauren Says: CLICK HERE to take advantage of this amazing offer.
Lauren Says: Please type ‚HI‘ or ‚HELLO‘ in the space below…
Lauren Says: Okay, I’ll be moving on now… Last chance… Just type ‚HI.‘
Lauren Says: I’ll be here if you have any more questions 🙂
Lauren Says: This amazing offer is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.
You: no-thx! I just wanted to reclaim about „chiefBrand“ and direct the msg. to himwelf… it´s possible?
Lauren Says: OK, Thank you for your time. To end the CHAT simply CLICK on the „X“ in upper right.
You: Without answer?
Lauren Says: Start playing bingo right now, plus through this chat for a limited time we can throw in $25 (US Dollars) if you start right now!
You: I wanted to make reclamation and you wanna to get me gambling… funny discussion 😉 IS IT POSSIBLE to reclaim chiefbrand?
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You: fine… if i start now gambling, i have not to make contract with you (future blonging)?
Lauren Says: Different sites mean different requirements to play the game. Some sites use Java, Flash or Download to play Bingo. At Bingo Hall our bingo games are based on Flash and Download, which you can immediately use after you register a free online bingo account.
You: sry – i´ve no possibility to use flash – it´s disrupted
Lauren Says: Don’t pass this opportunity up. Remember we would like to offer you a FREE deposit! We will give $25 (US Dollars) and no deposit required. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this limited time offer!
You: without flash – without sin – without gambling?
Lauren Says: Remember we would like to offer you a FREE deposit! We will give $25 (US Dollars) and no deposit required. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal!
You: then you may send 25 $ to my paypal-account -. would be easier for me to cash 😉
Lauren Says: Not only do you pay nothing to start right now, we pay you! We can give you a FREE deposit! Plus we will give $25 (US Dollars) and no deposit required.
You: then you do it (before) to my paypal-adress and i´ll be fine…
Lauren Says: We accept the following forms of payment: VISA, Master Card, Electronic Checks, Money Transfers, and Bank Wires.
You: sry… i understood sentence before the last, that YOU will pay me 25 $… so how YOU have to accept – can´t understand
Lauren Says: For all questions relating your account including deposits, payouts, game disconnections, as well as site inquiries, forgotten information, policies and any issue at all, please contact our Customer Service by emailing us at email@example.com.
You: listen, sweetie… it´s just a click far from you to make me happy…
You: you give me up? Or you (or me) fell down?
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